Friday, November 20, 2009

Friday Funnies! Sad ending for the Rubber Chicken~


It's Wednesday evening around 8:30 pm.

Hewwo Aunties and Cousin Spike. I dust dot back from Wensday church service. Wow....da pastor had wots to say about how we should get wid of anyting dat tempts us to do bad. He swaid "Trow it away, fwush it down da towiet...just get wid of it!".

Spwike, join me brudder....we need to "kick da habbits"! I know what I needs to do wif dis rubber chwicken so I tan be dood and I know jest who
can hewlp me. Waht do you tink Spwike? Wanna be dood?

Hey Wuke....wanna doe to the potty wif me?

Dis is it naughty rubber chwicken, yer dyin days is here!

Hey Wuke, you doe fwush da handle, otay?

s it dgone Michwal?

IT IS! WE DID IT!!!!! Oh wow! I fewl tewwific! dust tan't imgwin how wunderfuwl dis feels!

Mommy hears the boys flushing the toilet so goes into check. Micheal tells her the whole story and she is so pleased. But, there is one thing she does not understand. So she asks: "Luke Honey, uh, where are your pants?"

I donno mommy. Michwal sed we wuz goin to da potty so I tought we was goin potty!

(Ahhhh.....peace has resumed in the nursery once again. Michael is happy to be back in the crib with the other babies. He even put on horse head slippers to show his brother Matthew how much he really loves him.

~For the love of dolls and all things right~

Have a great and happy Friday!



  1. Hahaha, where do you come up with this stuff? You could write a children's book. :)

  2. I loved it! How adorable! I have a Michael too that is just as ornery but loving just the same! Thanks Debbie!
    Hugs, Cathie

  3. Ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahaha!
    That is THE greatest story of all, Debbie.